~~~ The Cat and the TS ~~~

There are hidden dangers to all aspects of the transgendered world. Here's one recounted to be by a friend, and one they never tell you about in the clinics.

My (TS) friend was performing her regular dilation exercises, one of which was exercising the resculpted muscles using a dilator. She'd applied the KY jelly, inserted the dilator, and was squeezing away. Unfortunately, she squeezed too hard, and the dilator shot out. Shot out the short distance to the cat, quietly resting in front of the television, and catching it a nasty knock on the head.

Leaping up up to rush to the stunned moggie's aid, she unfortunately stomped onto the open tube of KY jelly. This squirted out over the carpet, the television, and (predictably) the now-unconscious cat.

Apparently the mess took ages to clean up. The carpet still has odd-looking stains on it, the television is very gunky in places, and the cat won't come anywhere near my TS friend.